Well the fine folks at Super7 have attempted to make the "greatest Skeletor Halloween decoration ever."
This fucker is life-sized, glows-in-the-dark, and is made with the "thickest heavyweight card stock we could find." Christ, this Skeletor is ridiculously large!
But, will it make your life better?
"It's a gigantic 55-inches tall glow-in-the-dark Halloween monstrosity! You can hang him anywhere! He's printed on both sides! He's jointed for posing! See if you can count all of the die cuts it took to make this! Yes, it's preposterous.. but no one else would make this.. so we made it ourselves!"
Skeletor comes packaged in a plastic bag with custom header card.